The Scenic Route: A Novel

The Scenic Route: A Novel

by Binnie Kirshenbaum

Narrated by Gwen Hughes

Unabridged — 8 hours, 42 minutes

The Scenic Route: A Novel

The Scenic Route: A Novel

by Binnie Kirshenbaum

Narrated by Gwen Hughes

Unabridged — 8 hours, 42 minutes

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Overview

Sylvia is a forty two year old woman who is trying to make sense of her present using the only tool she has--her past. She must apologize to her best friend Ruby for what she has done, or failed to do, in their friendship. And so she begins the apology at the beginning of her love story with Henry, whom she met at a cafe in Europe, where she had fled following her (entirely reasonable) divorce. She and Henry begin an old fashioned, romantic tour of the Continent, putting to use Henry's talent for finding a gem of a bistro or cafe for every meal as well as Henry's generous budget from his estranged wife. Their deliciously hedonistic love affair is juxtaposed with Sylvia's vivid memories of her soulmate parents, her calculating brother and his wife, and all the ancestors who have come before them.

As ever in Kirshenbaum's work, themes of love, self, ritual, faith, friendship, and family weave throughout the novel. Her consideration and care for the fate of her characters is deep, but her narrative is never without humor. Whether remembering a dateless prom night, or the lost friend who “went Navaho”, Kirshenbaum's writing never fails to be poignant, fresh, and hilarious.


Editorial Reviews

Sylvia Landsman, the narrator of Binnie Kirshenbaum's The Scenic Route, announces herself briskly near the beginning of the novel: "There I stood: five feet, six inches tall, forty-two years old, divorced, no children, without -- for all practical purposes -- any family, and now, let go. Unemployed…." What to do? She takes her severance money and heads to Fiesole, where she meets Henry Stafford, an American from North Carolina living in Paris, who explains he is nursing a broken heart. "Birds of a feather," Sylvia thinks. "We had money in our pockets and time on our hands. It was that easy." Except Sylvia, being a Binnie Kirshenbaum creation, knows nothing is ever easy.

In six novels and two story collections, Kirshenbaum has created a series of distinctive, mostly comic heroines. There's sexy poet Lila Mostowitz (Pure Poetry), who writes "smut and filth in terza rima," and biographer Hester Rosenfeld (Hester among the Ruins), whose affair with her German research subject slides along the razor's edge of moral ambiguity. There is the married woman involved in multiple affairs (adultery) while breaking six more of the ten commandments in her novel A Disturbance in One Place. The heroine of An Almost Perfect Moment has, like Kirshenbaum, a gift for the poignant detail. She describes her mom as pushing 239 pounds but beautifully groomed. "Every Thursday, she was at the beauty parlor for her wash and set, forty-five minutes under the dryer, hair teased and sprayed into the bouffant of her youth,the same hairdo she'd had since she was seventeen, only the color had changed from a God-given warm brown to a Lady Clairol deep auburn."

In The Scenic Route (yes, it's a road trip novel), Sylvia and Henry meander by car through the new, boundaryless Europe. At first they drive from Trieste to Venice to Kraków to Berlin (in a witty reverse spin, Sylvia describes the Kurfürstendamm as "a broad tree-lined avenue like the Grand Concourse in the Bronx, where my father grew up"). Henry's wealthy wife has gone to India to spend time with her guru, leaving him to focus only on Sylvia and the stories she spins. "Other people, they were the stuff of stories to tell…stories we told each other to entertain ourselves, to explain ourselves, to be." Sylvia shares her store of memories with Henry -- of growing up in Westchester, where the neighborhood bully killed her turtle with a hammer; her hatred for her brother Joel, her mother's death, her father's reunion with a former girlfriend her mother had hated, his later accident and loss of long-term memory.

She also makes numerous leisurely, sometimes tedious Wikipedia-style asides -- on Alma Mahler, "The Most Beautiful Woman in All of Austria"; Pierre-François Guerlain, founder of the "perfumer to the stars," whose grandson created Shalimar, her mother's signature perfume; and the Blumenthal brothers, who introduced Raisinets in 1927. In one head-spinning passage, she segues from lovemaking in a forest, interrupted by Norwegian tourists who mistake her cries of passion for calls for help, to the battlefield at Verdun, where her grandfather broke his ankle. He survived the war, but it left him "twisted with disgust, with loathing and contempt for humanity."

The things of life, and how they connect her to others, seem to be the only constant for Sylvia. Insisting that she inherit her grandmother's partial set of china, she notes, "These things that I treasure, they are not things merely owned but things attached to me, each by a thread, and the threads crisscross like cobwebs." When her marriage breaks up amicably after four years, she is surprised her husband doesn't want anything to remember her by. "You keep it," he says. Her time with Henry is marked by a gathering of small gifts -- a Cinzano ashtray, an amber ring from Kraków, a snow globe, a necklace made of glass beads from Prague that brings to mind stories of her mother's aunt Semille, in whose memory she was named, and her affection for glass beads.

Running in counterpoint to the desultory tension of Sylvia's affair with Henry is the serialized story of her sisterly friendship with Ruby, a southerner with bipolar tendencies who almost dances herself to death (triggering an aside about Arthur Murray, né Moses Teichman, that I could have done without). Ruby is the friend Sylvia turns to when her mother has died and her father is overwhelmed, and someone needs to clear out her things -- "her dresses on hangers, the row of pocketbooks on the top shelf, her shoes poised on racks, toes aimed skyward. Her toothbrush, her hairbrush...." Ruby's manic maxing-out on credit cards and later downward spiral into depression worry Sylvia silly.

Indeed, the evidence is that Sylvia's bond with Ruby is far stronger than her feelings for Henry, who serves mostly as audience, lover, and provider of meals ("fat rolls covered in poppy seeds, yellow pats of butter cut like cookies, raspberry jam, soft boiled eggs…") and rooms in fine hotels and châteaux. Indeed, to her chagrin, she realizes at one point that Henry is a man who could be "undone by one night in an unpleasant hotel room."

Before long, Henry has a long phone call from his wife, and the summer's end is in sight. As she winds up her tale of human affinities and foibles, Sylvia Landsman turns out to be a tad bit wiser and more self-aware than upon first meeting. The Scenic Route concludes with a few dramatic hairpin turns, with unexpected betrayals -- and betrayers. Throughout, Kirshenbaum's pacing is superb, her instinct for the heart of the story unerring. --Jane Ciabattari

Jane Ciabattari is president of the National Book Critics Circle
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Publishers Weekly

It takes skill and assurance to pull off this beguiling narrative-by-digression, a love story-cum-family history-cum-confession of sins, and Kirshenbaum (An Almost Perfect Moment) has both in plentiful supply. A romantic affair begins in Fiesole when narrator Sylvia Landsman, an out-of-work, 42-year-old New York divorcée, meets debonair Henry Stafford, a Southern-born expatriate with expensive tastes and a good nose for wine. At the outset, Henry reveals that he is married to a rich woman who permits his lavish expenditures, and yet Sylvia-cynical, wry and imbued with Jewish guilt-dares to hope that Henry will be the man who changes her life. While the lovers enact a contemporary Two for the Road in his green Peugeot, Sylvia entertains Henry with stories about her eccentric family, meanwhile disclosing her own foibles and hang-ups-including some portents about betraying her best friend, Ruby. Sylvia segues from comedic quips to sad aperçus, and from cultural markers to historical vignettes, finally confessing the sin of omission that ended her friendship with Ruby. What's crushing isn't Sylvia's secret-it's how knowledge hasn't made her wiser. There are no happy endings here; instead, Kirshenbaum delivers capital-T truths. (May)

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Library Journal

Award-winning author Kirshenbaum (e.g., A Disturbance in One Place) here blends the story of a love affair with one character's recollection of her immediate and ancestral family. While on vacation and with her future plans adrift, Sylvia Landsman-divorced, American, and Jewish-meets Henry, an expatriate living in Europe who also has ample time on his hands. Initial strong mutual attraction prompts these two to begin traveling Europe's back roads together, with Henry at the wheel. During their excursion from town to town and villa to villa, Sylvia relates the story of her life and her family's background. What she reveals is both humorous and at times disturbing. The shifts between past and present can be abrupt and disconcerting, but they become less problematic as the novel progresses. Ultimately, Kirshenbaum seems to be telling us that it is perhaps this filling in of all the gaps, when the future is uncertain, that allows love to grow. Recommended for all academic fiction collections and larger public libraries.
—M. Neville

Kirkus Reviews

Kirshenbaum's distinctive voice transforms a lightly plotted novel into an enchanting, tangent-strewn meditation on memory, love and luck. When Sylvia (a 40-ish, divorced Manhattanite) looses her job, she decides to visit Italy on a lark. In Florence she meets Henry at a cafe, and the two fall into something-maybe love, maybe not-but either way, they hop into his car and go. Henry's heiress wife is off in India with her guru, leaving Henry alone, as he often is. With a taste for expensive drink, good food and fancy hotels, he knows how to show a girl a good time. The two have a map of Europe, time and lots of his wife's money to spend, and so as they drive from one cobblestone village to the next, Sylvia tells Henry stories. Many about her peculiar relatives (mental illness is a distinguishing family feature); about her mother's death and her father's new girlfriend; about Raisinets and the many romances of Alma Schindler; about the broken heart of Aunt Semille; about pet cemeteries and war cemeteries and her not entirely terrible childhood; and finally, repeatedly, about her best friend Ruby, who pops in and out of their ongoing conversation about love and life. The novel's first line foretells the end of the romance, so the narrative is a meandering, slightly sorrowful account of two people in love, but not quite brave enough to come up with a plan for a shared future. Lovely prose and quirky observations carry Kirshenbaum's seventh novel (An Almost Perfect Moment, 2004, etc.). Author appearances in New York City and at the Association of Writers & Writing Programs

From the Publisher

Tremendously readable...miraculously, Kirshenbaum avoids sentimentality.” — Los Angeles Times

“Spiked with wit, scrubbed free of sentimentality, these tales of love and loss, courage and cowardice, transport us back into the pages of our own lives and our own families ...[The Scenic Route is] a perfect companion for summer.” — Washington Post: Book World

“It takes skill and assurance to pull off this beguiling narrative-by-digression, a love story-cum-family history-cum-confession of sins, and Kirshenbaum has both in plentiful supply…there are no happy endings here; instead, Kirshenbaum delivers capital-T truths.” — Publishers Weekly (starred review)

“[A] moving, bittersweet novel.” — More Magazine

“Introspective, mordant and entertaining, The Scenic Route is a road-trip drama that eloquently articulates its characters’ conflicting desires.” — Time Out New York

“It doesn’t get much more summer than road trips and ill-advised flings, and Kirshenbaum’s great new novel has both, a perfect story told with a huge heart.” — Publishers Weekly Favorite Reads for the Summer (09)

“Binnie Kirshenbaum’s witty, insightful European road novel turns the midlife-crisis-romance genre on its head.” — The Daily Beast

“Binnie Kirshenbaum is a fearlessly unsentimental storyteller, a gifted comic writer and a thoughtful archeologist of family life. The Scenic Route is warm, wise, and very difficult to put down.” — Gary Shteyngart

“I’m much impressed with Binnie Kirshenbaum’s THE SCENIC ROUTE, an idiosyncratic and totally winning ‘romance,’ in which sentiment and cynicism are poised in a most virtuoso performance.” — Joyce Carol Oates

“The Scenic Route is a witty and poignant, and also an extremely interesting and acute, novel. Ms. Kirshenbaum mines a very rich seam that’s entirely her own. This is first-rate writing by a novelist who gracefully defies classification.” — —Richard Ford, Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Independence Day

“Binnie Kirshenbaum is a tremendous talent. Her novels are sexy, intelligent, complex, and provocative; they press against your heart the way old lovers do.” — Junot Diaz

“Absurdly underrated Kirshenbaum is at her darkly comic and boldly encompassing best here, diverting us with hairpin-turn humor while slipping us hard truths about memory and inheritance, betrayal and guilt, and the inevitable end of the road.” — Booklist

“Life, storytelling, and memory all take us down long and winding roads. Binnie Kirshenbaum deftly explores the intersections of the three in ‘The Scenic Route,’ her bittersweet fifth novel about lost love and friendship.” — Boston Globe

Washington Post: Book World

Spiked with wit, scrubbed free of sentimentality, these tales of love and loss, courage and cowardice, transport us back into the pages of our own lives and our own families ...[The Scenic Route is] a perfect companion for summer.

The Daily Beast

Binnie Kirshenbaum’s witty, insightful European road novel turns the midlife-crisis-romance genre on its head.

Richard Ford

The Scenic Route is a witty and poignant, and also an extremely interesting and acute, novel. Ms. Kirshenbaum mines a very rich seam that’s entirely her own. This is first-rate writing by a novelist who gracefully defies classification.

Joyce Carol Oates

I’m much impressed with Binnie Kirshenbaum’s THE SCENIC ROUTE, an idiosyncratic and totally winning ‘romance,’ in which sentiment and cynicism are poised in a most virtuoso performance.

Time Out New York

Introspective, mordant and entertaining, The Scenic Route is a road-trip drama that eloquently articulates its characters’ conflicting desires.

More Magazine

[A] moving, bittersweet novel.

Gary Shteyngart

Binnie Kirshenbaum is a fearlessly unsentimental storyteller, a gifted comic writer and a thoughtful archeologist of family life. The Scenic Route is warm, wise, and very difficult to put down.

|Los Angeles Times

Tremendously readable...miraculously, Kirshenbaum avoids sentimentality.

Los Angeles Times

Tremendously readable...miraculously, Kirshenbaum avoids sentimentality.

Booklist

Absurdly underrated Kirshenbaum is at her darkly comic and boldly encompassing best here, diverting us with hairpin-turn humor while slipping us hard truths about memory and inheritance, betrayal and guilt, and the inevitable end of the road.

Boston Globe

Life, storytelling, and memory all take us down long and winding roads. Binnie Kirshenbaum deftly explores the intersections of the three in ‘The Scenic Route,’ her bittersweet fifth novel about lost love and friendship.

Junot Diaz

Binnie Kirshenbaum is a tremendous talent. Her novels are sexy, intelligent, complex, and provocative; they press against your heart the way old lovers do.

Booklist

Absurdly underrated Kirshenbaum is at her darkly comic and boldly encompassing best here, diverting us with hairpin-turn humor while slipping us hard truths about memory and inheritance, betrayal and guilt, and the inevitable end of the road.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940169979312
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date: 02/08/2012
Edition description: Unabridged
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