Table of Contents
Author's Note 7
Foreword 9
Introduction, or Shakedown Streets and Beats 11
Chapter 1 Lessons from an Encyclopedia Salesman 15
Chapter 2 A Deal Made in Heaven 29
Chapter 3 "A rose by any other name may smell as sweet" but most buyers won't pay as much for it 47
Chapter 4 "A house divided against itself can't be bought" 67
Chapter 5 This wasn't my first rodeo. Where's the pony? 79
Chapter 6 "Deals don't start with a Big Bang … unless they do" 105
Chapter 7 "When people are paying tulip bulb prices, and you own tulip bulbs, you should sell them" 125
Chapter 8 "The Seller's Mantra is Certainty and Confidentiality" 141
Chapter 9 "Startups are time, cash, and emotion vampires" 151
Chapter 10 A "simple twist of fate" IPO 165
Chapter 11 With due respect to the Rolling Stones, "time, time, time is [not always] on your side, side, side" 181
Chapter 12 "God gave you one mouth and two ears. The ratio wasn't an accident" 193
Chapter 13 "What color is the next swan?" 207
Chapter 14 "Negotiating is Theater with Consequences and Results" 227
Chapter 15 "Scarcity sells … everything" 245
Chapter 16 Humor and anger: negotiating's yin and yang 251
Chapter 17 The Grateful Dead: America's musical venture capitalists 265
Outroduction 271
The DealCircle 273
Index to Morgenstern's Maxims 275
Acknowledgments 279