I have a friend, his name is George Santos. No greater hero, politician, astronaut, cowboy, volleyball player, financial analyst, superhero, fighter pilot, immigrant, small business owner, big business owner, sous chef, slide trombone player, golfer, cheerleader, hedge fund manager, general, Knight of Nih, Knight of Ren, race car driver, small mammal milker, chick sexer, ghost hunter, master hand shaker, tree decorator, guy who points at interesting stuff, guy who points at uninteresting stuff, chick hollerer, and so many more have ever had the honor to grace the United States Congress. Look inside to see the exploits of this amazing American superstar.
Also get excerpts from my Donald Trump Book, "Little Donny Tiny Hands." See former President Donald Trump's many failures in the form of a children's book, you know, so he can understand it too.
