The True Adventures of Truck Montana and the Primate Pigs from Planet Earth

by Joanne Woods

Overview

As a former plantation slave, Truck Montana hated Earth. Now after touring the universe in his successful pop band, Primate Pig, Truck must return to the United States as part of the galactic witness relocation program.

When his ex-wife, a bratty cartel leader and vicious psychopath, discovers his location, Truck must once again escape from this horrible planet. But this time he has help: Agent Dull, the most boring agent in the galactic bureau of investigation; Britney, part-time student and Chili's bartender; and Fuzz, Truck's crude talking and catnip addicted cat.

Facing inept mercenaries, drunk bachelorettes, and a planet destroying vacuum cleaner, Truck must either find a way off this stinking planet or save it.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940162624738
Publisher:	Joanne Woods
Publication date:	02/09/2021
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	1 MB

About the Author

Joanne Woods is the author of several novels. She grew up in New York and, unfortunately, now lives in Florida. She has won no awards for writing, but she did win one for outstanding customer service while working at a crappy bank called Capital One. The award was a Microsoft Word template with a thumbs-up image and the words GOOD JOB! in capital letters below it. Meanwhile, the executives at Capital One raked in millions of dollars.

She is currently working two crappy jobs with no health benefits.