The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents: ...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild

The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents: ...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild

by Marston Lyons
The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents: ...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild

The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents: ...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild

by Marston Lyons

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Overview

Swearing is all fun and games until you reach the point in your life where you need to find a milder way to express your emotional exasperation. Perhaps you have become a new parent, or are starting a new job. Or maybe you are hosting an upcoming church picnic. Relax!

"The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents...And for Those who Want to Keep it Mild" has you covered. Through extensive research on a limited basis, the author has not only compiled humorous alternate expressions to use where you traditionally would swear - but they show you were they are used no matter what situation you are in.

In this little gem of a book you will:

HAVE access to a treasure trove of alternative swear expressions, for you to start using immediately

SEE how to create alternative swear expressions of your own using our ingenious "Build a Swear" chapter

UNDERSTAND what emotional situations that would normally call for a swear, with our amazing "Emotional Swear Alternative Translator"

LEARN how a newly learned alternative swear will fit right in with your needs

Makes a perfect gift for new parents, baby showers, college graduation or celebrating a new job!

So get right to it today and start reading the "The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild." We "swear" you will find something in it useful and funny!


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781737804420
Publisher: Marston Lyons
Publication date: 09/06/2021
Pages: 36
Product dimensions: 5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.07(d)

About the Author

I have been a purveyor of humor since the third grade. Since that time I have quietly honed my humorous view of life as a serious coping skill for whatever path I walked along. Fortunately, there was plenty to laugh about along the way—most notably it was my grade school impromptu performance art of "Alien Hand Syndrome" which was inspired by "The Weekly World News" (and made my mom and sister laugh so much with many command performances requested). Despite being told by my high school science class lab partner, "You're not funny, you know," my humorous ways persisted. I later developed a laughter-through-anxiety writing method while I struggled to find a way to survive alone in New York City in a low paying entry level publishing job. From this traumatic experience, my first book was written/born: How to Survive and Thrive in New York on $19,000 a Year (or Less) Before Taxes.

I unexpectedly became aware that I was a humor writer when I took a poetry class in New York City. As I read aloud what I thought were deep and poignant thoughts, scattered laughter sprang up from multiple sources in the classroom around me. Although crushed and hotly embarrassed, I went along with my haunting scribbles as being deliberately humorous—and then enrolled in a TV sitcom writing class instead.

My writing reawakened after having children and I found it was a quiet, relaxing and affordable outlet for me. I was thrilled when I had some humorous essays published online, and flattered when they were subsequently published in a book. I created a blog "Fortyteen Candles" about a decade ago which helped me learn how to quickly craft an essay. That blog made me proud because I learned I could connect with other people through my writing. Since then, while muddling through the inertia of the 9 to 5 grind, I have finally accepted that creativity is what makes me feel content. The writings I create are therapeutic and healing for me. I hope you can relate to my books by finding something in them that makes you feel happy as well!

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