I was born from an egg on a mountain top. I write loads of blogs, Notes, short stories, long stories, novellas and novels. I also write political essays. I was also once the only person without a tattoo or a piercing at a Tattooing & Piercing Convention. I live by the sea and my hobbies including making my own pasta sauces, making music, making life difficult for my neighbours and making plants that attract bees grow. I am also a devotee of trampolining and someone who regularly lies about being a devotee of trampolining.
At the moment you can read a selection of short stories in Cheese Market of the Future or a collection of political essays in The Seven Pillows of Wisdom. A couple of full length novels will be uploaded in the next year ...