The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

by Bob Phillips

Overview

Everyone loves knock-knock jokes—especially kids! Bob Phillips, the king of good, clean jokes, packs more than 600 favorite knock-knock jokes into this nutty new collection.

Edible Delights
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apricot.
Apricot who?
Apricot my key. Open up!

Animal Crackers
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butternut.
Butternut who?
Butternut try to pick up a skunk!

Guaranteed to extract giggles, groans, and guffaws from any audience, The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is fantastic fun for kids of all ages. Perfect for car trips, summer camps, and any occasion that calls for a hearty dose of humor!

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780736902731
Publisher:	Harvest House Publishers
Publication date:	02/01/2000
Pages:	192
Product dimensions:	4.25(w) x 7.00(h) x 0.48(d)
Age Range:	8 - 11 Years

About the Author

Bob Phillips, master compiler of inspirational verses, Scripture references, and quotes on the lighter, humorous side of life, has written a hundred books with combined sales of more than 11 million copies. Bob also serves as executive director emeritus for Hume Lake Christian Camps and is a licensed family counselor in California.

Table of Contents

1.	Adventure	5
2.	And They Say	14
3.	Animal Crack-Ups	23
4.	Watch Out!	29
5.	Check Again	39
6.	Doesn't Hurt to Ask	49
7.	Duh	59
8.	Hey You!	71
9.	Huh?	85
10.	It's the Truth	94
11.	Just the Facts	102
12.	Let's Party	110
13.	Lovesick	122
14.	Mmmm--Tasty!	134
15.	Ouch!	142
16.	You Don't Say	151
17.	P-U	156
18.	Quit That!	159
19.	What's That?	165
20.	Where?	174
21.	Who Is It?	181
22.	You Said It!	187