Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

by Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses

Narrated by Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses

Unabridged — 44 minutes

Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

by Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses

Narrated by Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses

Unabridged — 44 minutes

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Overview

A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.

For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not!

Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips -- complete with illustrations -- that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.

Editorial Reviews

DECEMBER 2017 - AudioFile

Authors/narrators Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses play off each other well in this hilarious guide to dating. Listeners will wish for more as they laugh at the 100 tips filled with depictions of the desperate and sometimes bizarre sides of dating, which contrast well with the behaviors suggested for dating success. Schwartz is just as lively via audio as he is in his acting roles (yes, even as Jean-Ralphio in “Parks and Rec”), and Moses provides an equally playful voice as his female counterpart. The fast-paced performance is filled with shouts, including a recurring “Put down the phone!” plea; passionate arguments; whispered admissions; and a shout in unison of “Meeeee . . .” when advising that people can’t just talk about themselves on dates. A.L.C. © AudioFile 2017, Portland, Maine

From the Publisher

"This book is so funny. Read it and you'll 100% find love—if you're into that kinda thing...happiness or whatever."—Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

"Laura and Ben's absurdist look at dating is both hilarious and heartfelt. A great read, even for this old married lady."—Kristen Bell

"Funny as hell, no joke! Definitely worth $14.98."—J.J. Abrams

"If I were banished to a deserted island and could only take one book it wouldn't be this one because there would be no one to use all these smart, valuable, and hilarious tips on."—Blake Griffin

"I'm obsessed with this book! Using profanity and profundity to find love? Sign me up!"—Sophia Bush

"This book is fun, funny, and so helpful! I'm reading it during a date right now and it's going great! We're having dinner and we're vibing hard! Now he's paying for dinner, and we're in the cab going back to his place! Now we're in his place, sealing the deal! Awesome!"—Megan Amram

"Read this book if you like laughing and you don't want to die alone."—Judy Greer

"Though the book is full of stick-figure drawings and silly dialogue and scenarios, the message is clear: people don't know proper dating etiquette anymore. It's a modern-day problem, and this book is one reminder that single folks can always be better people about it, so long as they pay attention and try."—W magazine

"This illustrated guide to dating tips and rules will prepare you for anything that comes your way in the dating department."—BuzzFeed

"A collection of hilarious dating tips that will comfort anyone who's ever had a terribly confounding experience on a date."—Elite Daily

"This book is the perfect release for anyone who's fed up with the dating scene. It will definitely make you laugh."—Bustle

DECEMBER 2017 - AudioFile

Authors/narrators Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses play off each other well in this hilarious guide to dating. Listeners will wish for more as they laugh at the 100 tips filled with depictions of the desperate and sometimes bizarre sides of dating, which contrast well with the behaviors suggested for dating success. Schwartz is just as lively via audio as he is in his acting roles (yes, even as Jean-Ralphio in “Parks and Rec”), and Moses provides an equally playful voice as his female counterpart. The fast-paced performance is filled with shouts, including a recurring “Put down the phone!” plea; passionate arguments; whispered admissions; and a shout in unison of “Meeeee . . .” when advising that people can’t just talk about themselves on dates. A.L.C. © AudioFile 2017, Portland, Maine

Product Details

BN ID: 2940173497543
Publisher: Hachette Audio
Publication date: 10/17/2017
Edition description: Unabridged
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