Unpronounceable
Earth has discovered it is not alone in the universe. The aliens?--?pink, shapeless, and peaceful?--?are very nice, but after a string of failed diplomatic missions, they ask Earth to stop with the crazies and send someone normal. In frustration, the UN devises a lottery to pick the next ambassador. Enter Rose Delancy, a Jersey waitress with a grudge against pretty much the whole world. Rose is not happy about winning; she's not particularly happy about anything. When she arrives on Unpronounceable?--?the planet having a name she refuses to attempt saying?--?she is nothing but rude to the Blobs, as she calls them, and they find it refreshing. She likes them; they like her. She settles in and starts teaching the natives all about junk food, movies, and sex.
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Unpronounceable
Earth has discovered it is not alone in the universe. The aliens?--?pink, shapeless, and peaceful?--?are very nice, but after a string of failed diplomatic missions, they ask Earth to stop with the crazies and send someone normal. In frustration, the UN devises a lottery to pick the next ambassador. Enter Rose Delancy, a Jersey waitress with a grudge against pretty much the whole world. Rose is not happy about winning; she's not particularly happy about anything. When she arrives on Unpronounceable?--?the planet having a name she refuses to attempt saying?--?she is nothing but rude to the Blobs, as she calls them, and they find it refreshing. She likes them; they like her. She settles in and starts teaching the natives all about junk food, movies, and sex.
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| BN ID: | 2940158469787 |
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| Publisher: | Aqueduct Press |
| Publication date: | 04/24/2016 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| Pages: | 124 |
| File size: | 2 MB |
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