What Happens to Rover When the Marriage is Over?: And Other Doggone Legal Dilemmas
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What Happens to Rover When the Marriage is Over?: And Other Doggone Legal Dilemmas
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Overview
Fighting city hall when a dog runs afoul of the law
The rights of pet parents to take their dogs on public transportation
Providing for a canine companion after an owner’s death
Keeping custody of their pet should they divorce or separate
Confiscation of a pet by a humane officer if they violate a city ordinance
Housing rights and those of their dog
Breed-specific legislation
and more.
Pet parents can make sure their dog enjoys every legal right and protection available with the great advice and information Lawson presents in this book. This is the go-to guide for keeping your pooch out of the pound and you out of court.
Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781510711532 |
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| Publisher: | Skyhorse |
| Publication date: | 09/20/2016 |
| Pages: | 296 |
| Product dimensions: | 6.20(w) x 9.10(h) x 1.20(d) |
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CHAPTER 1
IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS DOG
(Who Let the Dogs In?)
I have two toothbrushes in my bathroom. I don't have a husband, a live-in boyfriend, or a roommate. I have a dog. I brush her teeth every night. She sleeps on my bed; she rides in my car. She has total freedom to go wherever she wants to go in our home. She's allowed on the furniture. She has almost as many toys as I have shoes. I take her everywhere with me, and if she isn't welcome, I often don't go. She goes out the door with me in the morning when I go to work, and I drop her off at day care, just like the parent of any two- legged child. I have photos of her on my desk and bulletin board. I talk about her in conversations that she probably has no business in, but I don't care. I cook for her, make sure she gets proper nutrition and medical care, and in all ways I share my life with her. The day I let a little eight-week-old puppy into my house, she ran into my heart and has occupied it for ten years now.
Shortly after I adopted Sadie, I found out she'd been exposed to the parvovirus and might die. That day my life changed forever. I fell in love for the first time in my life. Truly in love. That amazing, "I can't live without you" all- consuming forever-commitment love I'd been unable to feel for anyone or anything in my life until I ran home in my high heels to take her to the vet. I scooped her out of her crate and buried my face into her soft little body. Nope, through two husbands and other relationships that were supposed to last forever, I knew this love was different and would never end. My love for my dog Sadie filled a missing part inside of me that no one had ever even come close to touching.
Sadie is like the air I breathe; I feel suffocated when she's not near me. I feel incomplete when she's not with me. I have no apologies for my great love of this precious dog. The day I went to see about getting a dog I had two criteria:
1. I didn't want a dog that would lick my face.
2. I didn't want a dog that would shed all over my house.
I kiss her right on the mouth with no reticence, and I let her lick my face without reserve. I've gone through more vacuum sweepers than you should need in a lifetime because Sadie is a long-haired dog. I have more black clothes than a ninja, because Sadie has black hair and I choose to believe you can't see it on black clothing. If you don't want to leave my house with dog hair on your clothes, don't sit on my furniture.
I tease her and I chase her. I grab the long hair "feathers" on her leg when she walks by, and I roll on the floor with her. I pull her ears out like wings and tell her she looks like a bat. I trace the black lines on her face and am jealous of the "permanent eyeliner" that emphasizes her beautiful eyes. I take her lips and pull them into a comical smile. She lays her head on my chest and looks into my eyes. In her eyes I see wisdom that only dogs have. I put her toys on my head and any number of silly things to amuse her, and in doing so I make myself happy. If she's out of my sight for too long, I call out, "Where's my dog?" She comes running. I talk to her. She knows about all my challenges, fears, failures, victories, and hopes that I have for our future. In all things she is my confidant and I am hers.
I know everything about her ... each inch of her hairy little body. I check for bumps and patches on her skin that feel unusual. I check her eyes and wipe away the "eye boogers." I breathe deeply of her dogness and it reassures me that all is not only right in my world — our world — it's wonderful. I hold her paws. I kiss that sweet space right between her nose and her eyes. I pat her cool smooth stomach. I scratch her chest, and when she paws me in the car I give in and scratch her head. I hold her close and rejoice when she joyously greets me each day when I pick her up from day care. I relish it when she jumps on me like I've been gone for months when it's only been a little over eight hours. I wake at night to listen to her steady, even breathing and her little yips as she chases a squirrel in her dreams. I've woken up panicked in hotels because I didn't feel the weight of her body on the bed, and then remembered that I had to leave her at home.
It's the most awesome responsibility and privilege to be responsible for her life and her well-being. I ask her, "Am I doing okay? Am I all that you imagined your 'mom' would be? Is your life turning out the way you wanted it to?" In her eyes I see the answers to my questions.
According to the 2015–2016 American Pet Products Association (APPA) National Pet Owners Survey Statistics, more than ninety-four million Americans let dogs into their lives and families in 2015. I believe at least half of them feel very close to how I feel about my dog. We've integrated our dogs into our lives and in all aspects; they are family members. We buy clothes for them. We take them on vacation. We purchase health insurance for them and make sure they're included on our automobile policies. For some of us, the relationships we have with our dogs are most often the longest ones in our lives. Although dogs have had connections with humans for centuries, I believe the shift in our deep emotional attachment to our dogs is relatively new. In my opinion, we longed for an attachment for something that loved and accepted us for ourselves. Ultimately, this longing became a necessity brought about by the changes in our country, the rampant rise of materialism, and a lack of deep meaning in our lives.
It all seems to have happened so suddenly, and maybe the rise of social media and cable television has made it seem that way. Could it have been Oprah and Martha Stewart who unabashedly brought their dogs out of their own living rooms and into ours that made people rush to have a dog in their home and family? What transpired to make someone like me, who never had a dog of my own, and millions of other pet parents become so crazy in love with our dogs? Did we all get swept into a massive popular trend? Was it suddenly cool to have a dog? Or was it more that society became restless and people were searching for consistency and lasting love in an ever-changing and often confusing world?
I believe most people live the life Thoreau eloquently described as "quiet desperation." The majority of Americans don't find passion and fulfillment in their jobs and work environment. More often we work to provide for our needs than because it is something that inspires and completes us. We have "Take Your Dog to Work Day," which makes that one day of the year satisfying to many employees. Some entrepreneurs have even created their own businesses in part so they could have their dog with them at work. At Replacements, Inc. in North Carolina, where you can find just about any china pattern in the world, founder and CEO Bob Page created the business so he could bring his dog to work, and he allows his employees to do the same. Employees at Replacements consider this perk to be one of their most important benefits. I was happy to shop there with Sadie, even though she made me nervous when she got close to the displays. Interestingly, Replacements reports that customers have broken china in the showroom, but none of the customers' or employees' dogs have broken anything.
Our devotion to our dogs grows deeper as they grow older. We can't bear the thought that their lives are flying by seven times faster than ours. We grieve deeply when they are gone. There are pet crematories, pet funeral homes, and pet cemeteries. Contemplating the unexpected event that we would die before our dog, we include them in our wills, naming guardians and leaving money for their care. Every aspect of pets today is big business, but at the heart of it all is that profound bond we have with our canine soul mate. Because of that bond millions of Americans let dogs into their homes and lives. That bond propels us to seek out the best food for them and every other conceivable comfort to make their life the best it can possibly be.
Dogs not only dominate the American home scene, they're everywhere. Dogs have roles on television shows and in movies; they're used in advertising; and countless new businesses are created around them and their owners. The number-four top commercial in the 2016 Super Bowl was Doritos Dogs, in which dogs plot to enter a supermarket to get Doritos and devise an ingenious way to accomplish it. Advertising uses dogs to sell everything from Ikea kitchens to allergy medicine and just about anything else you can imagine. Car manufacturers have introduced dog-friendly features; and Subaru touts that their cars are "dog approved." Subaru's Share the Love Program promotes their dog- friendly car and raises money for animal rescue and other worthy causes. Commercial vacuum sweeper manufacturers have special models for pet hair, and along with thousands of dog boutiques and specialty stores in the United States, pets have their own box store chains to fulfill their every need, real or imagined.
Corporations have let dogs into their corporate culture as brand ambassadors, because if people love dogs and their product/service is associated with a dog, then people will love it. Dogs can be the perfect "spokesperson" for brand recognition. Ever hear of a dog getting a DUI and ruining the image of the company it represents? Dogs don't give statements to the press that are offensive, aren't seen using a different product than the one they're getting paid to bark about, and they never bite the hand that feeds them.
Dogs used in commercials and movies are protected by standards as to how long they can work, breaks, and other important regulations to ensure their health and safety. Dogs have been part of the advertising scene for a long time. One of the most iconic dogs in advertising history had passed away before he ever became famous. Nipper, who got his name from nipping visitors at his home in England, lived a normal dog's life from 1884–1895. Following Nipper's death, his owner, the English painter Francis Barraud, painted a picture of Nipper looking into a phonograph machine. He eventually sold it to the Gramophone Company, and Nipper's image was patented in 1900. In 1990, RCA "hired" a two-month-old puppy named Chipper who was used with Nipper's image in campaigns. Everyone remembers the Taco Bell Chihuahua and Spuds McKenzie. Today, dogs are present in many commercials, if not as a "spokesdog," then as part of the family portrayed in the commercial. The Greyhound Bus Line has used a greyhound dog as its logo since 1930. However, it wasn't until 1957, when they introduced Lady Greyhound on The Steve Allen Show, that the company raced to the head of the public transportation pack.
In the 1950s and 1960s, most dogs were still treated like animals and kept outside. According to PetMD, today almost half of our family dogs share our beds. Lassie and Timmy had a deep bond and loyal partnership on the popular television show in the 1950s, and while the show may have popularized the collie breed, it was also the beginning of recognizing the dog as much more than an animal that lived in the backyard. John Provost, who played Timmy (1957–1964), actually had to go and live with the dog who played Lassie for three days to see if they were compatible before he got the part.
Dogs were featured more prominently as inside-dog family members in later television series, such as Married with Children and Frasier, and in the Bush's Best Bean commercials. Buck, Eddie, and Duke all portrayed the present-day American family dog who has free rein of the house and shares in the privileges and perks of its two-legged family members. Somewhere along the line, the term "dog owner" was substituted with "pet parent," signifying the role of dogs more as "fur children" than less important members of the family hierarchy. Many states and cities have used the term "guardian" in their legislation and ordinances, indicating that we are more protectors than masters of our dogs.
Then there are the beloved cartoon dogs that are part of American culture and loved by millions. Marmaduke, Scooby-Doo, Snoopy, Astro, and Brian Griffin all contributed to the humanization of the American dog. Snoopy best exemplifies the relationship between a person and their dog as a confidant, friend, and family member. Charlie Brown, with all his insecurities, social ineptness, and failures, always has the loyalty and companionship of Snoopy.
The medical field allows dogs trained as special therapy dogs into hospitals, nursing homes, and rehabilitation facilities. Hershey Medical Center in Pennsylvania began its pet therapy program in 2005. Certified therapy dogs provide patients comfort and stress relief; provide mental stimulation; reduce depression and anxiety; lower blood pressure and respiratory and heart rates; and encourage better communication between family members, patients, and medical providers. Visits are provided in almost all adult units seven days a week. The special dogs in this program also sit with family members of acutely ill patients in critical care units, providing much-needed consolation. Hundreds of hospitals in the United States have some type of dog therapy program for patients.
I once represented an elderly man in a nursing home when I received a call from the facility inviting me to attend his birthday party. As I listened to the details of when and where, the caller told me that it was really my dog Sadie that the gentleman had requested at his party. She asked me to come early and bring Sadie to visit other residents who would not be able to attend. As a fairly new dog mom, I'd never heard of dogs visiting nursing homes and was happy to oblige. Since then, Sadie has made numerous trips to nursing homes even though she is not a trained therapy dog. Most hospitals require that dogs are certified therapy dogs, but nursing homes often do not. When one of my sisters went to a nursing home for rehabilitation, this facility also welcomed dogs, so Sadie went to visit her and many of the other residents. All across the country, nursing homes and hospitals, including renowned children's hospitals, such as Texas Children's Hospital and Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh, have let dogs in because they are good medicine.
As much as the legal system has been slow to recognize pets as essential family members, they have brought dogs into the courtroom and the prison system where they perform vital services. Dogs provide comfort and support to witnesses, in particular children and victims of crime. The Children's Advocacy Center in Mississippi began using a German shepherd named Vachss in the 1990s. In 1994, Vachss received the Hero of the Year award for comforting children. Since then, hundreds of jurisdictions across the country have partnered with various organizations to provide canine comfort in the courtroom.
Dogs were brought into the prison system as early as 1981, when a Catholic nun in the state of Washington began the Prison Pet Partnership to help rehabilitate female inmates. The women were part of a program to train dogs to assist disabled persons, and it was successful for both human and canine participants. Since then, programs to bring canines and cellmates together for a mutual purpose have evolved across the country. In Kansas, as well as in other states, racing greyhounds who are retired escape euthanasia by going to prisons where they are taught dog decorum, learn to walk on a leash, become housebroken, and are trained in other qualities that make them ready for adoption.
Schools have welcomed dogs in for activities that benefit students emotionally and academically. Members of Tails of Joy in Hartford, Connecticut, participate in Reading Education Assistance Dogs (READ) with their trained therapy dogs. Dogs are assigned to a child who needs help with reading for a period of several weeks. The dogs are trained to sit quietly and do what dogs do spectacularly: listen. The student reads to the dog, then at the end of the time period the student reads aloud to the class with his paw partner at his side. The student then receives his choice of a new book paw-printed by his tutor with a tail. Dogs are involved in a myriad of programs in schools, helping to lick bullying, improve communication with autistic children, and reduce stress.
Dogs have also been brought in — maybe reluctantly on the dog's part — to pop culture. Paris Hilton helped popularize the accessory dog. Suddenly countless numbers of young girls were getting miniature dogs and carrying them around in designer bags.
If dogs were only let into the lives of great pet parents, it would be a better world for them. However, dogs are so loving, so compliant, and now so big business, that they've also been dragged into the lives of people who may not have their best interests at heart.
(Continues…)
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Table of Contents
Introduction ix
Chapter 1 In the Beginning There Was Dog (Who Let the Dogs In?) 1
Chapter 2 The Custody of Canines (Dividing the Dog) 16
Chapter 3 The Property Pet Predicament (Renting with Rover) 52
Chapter 4 Abuse of Animals (Does Your State Law Have Teeth?) 73
Chapter 5 Dog… Gone (Send Rover Right Over) 103
Chapter 6 Medical Rights-Rover and Med Mai (Negligent Neutering and Beyond) 124
Chapter 7 Dog Bite! (Do Dogs Really Get One Free Bite?) 150
Chapter 8 Canines in Court (Running Afoul of the Law) 176
Chapter 9 Consumer Canine (Fetch and Return) 198
Chapter 10 Traveling Tails (Reservations for Rover) 229
Chapter 11 Don't Disinherit the Dog (In Dog We Trust) 260
Epilogue A New Leash on the Law 275
Appendices
Sample Petnuptial 279
Sample Pet Responsibility Contract 280
Sample Dog Résumé 281
Acknowledgments 282