When I Am An Old Coot: Witticisms For People Who Refuse to Grow Old Gracefully
When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: "I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one." "I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly."
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When I Am An Old Coot: Witticisms For People Who Refuse to Grow Old Gracefully
When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: "I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one." "I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly."
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Product Details
ISBN-13: | 9781423613107 |
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Publisher: | Smith, Gibbs Publisher |
Publication date: | 01/19/2001 |
Series: | Western Humor |
Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
Format: | eBook |
Pages: | 144 |
File size: | 719 KB |
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