Table of Contents
Acknowledgments ix
Foreword xiii
Preface: Don't Skip This xvii
Introduction: Blink and They're Gone 1
1 Stop Telling Us No 11
2 Don't Fake It Until You Make It 22
3 Automation Kills Loyalty 30
4 Don't Close-Ever 38
5 Don't Be Hard to Reach 46
6 Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining 55
7 We Don't Want to Do Business Your Way 63
8 Don't Punish Everyone for the Actions of a Few 73
9 Fix Your Dysfunctional Website 82
10 You Get One Chance, So Don't Blow It 91
11 It's Not What You Want to Say, It's What We Want to Hear 100
12 My Call Is Not Very Important to You 109
13 Don't Treat Me Like You Want to Be Treated 116
14 Don't Pass the Buck (and Don't Throw Coworkers Under the Bus) 124
15 Stop Making Us Do Your Work 132
16 Your Stalking Is Creeping Us Out 140
17 Avoid the Sin of Omission 148
18 Your Management Fails to Manage 155
19 Show Us That You Care About Your Business 164
20 Stop Wasting Our Time 170
21 Stop Being Cheap 175
22 Don't Take Us for Granted 181
23 Being Good Is No Longer Good Enough 187
Afterword: Be a Great Customer 191
Notes 193
Index 195