Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants

by Jeanne Kraus

Overview

Existence after fifty, according to Jeanne Kraus, is fraught with peril from life-threatening underwear to homeowners' associations. Lifestyle activities are recommended, along with full schedules of doctor visits. Humiliation lurks at every corner with shotgun makeup interventions, bodily function failures, and Swiss cheese memory. Condom trees, risque photos found in a laundry mound, and DNA-tainted ornaments all have their part in this series of incidents.

Jeanne includes advice for those aging ne-er-do-wells who hope to make it to the Pearly Gates eventually. And even though this book will not change you in any way, there is something for everyone in "Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants." Even self-help junkies will be delighted with the three insightful but useless surveys.

"Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants" was wittily written by Jeanne Kraus and illustrated by her sister, Diana Arneson, both having experienced wrinkles, expanding waistlines and wet pants.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940011281440
Publisher:	Jeanne Kraus
Publication date:	03/18/2011
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	2 MB
Age Range:	18 Years

About the Author

Jeanne Kraus is an elementary education and curriculum specialist with over 31 years experience. She has been an avid writer all her life and has published poems, short stories, and won writing contests. Her first two books were published by Magination Press in 2005 and 2007. "Cory Stories" and "Annie's Plan" help deal with the issues of ADHD, and disorganization respectively. Currently, she is working on a story about ADHD for girls. Another of her short stories (about parenting) will be coming out in anthology some time later this year.
Jeanne also has an interest in humor writing for women, particularly baby boomer women. Her book, "Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants" has seen many excellent reviews. She blogs all about her life in her blog at http:/www.jeannekraus.blogspot.com