Becoming K-9: A Bomb Dog's Memoir

"Until you, hoomans, learn to sniff each other's butts, so you read each other's thoughts, you'll need us, dogs, to guide you, love you, and make you better people."

Corporal K-9 Guinness.

If you thought being a K-9 is easy, think again. What's the hardest, you ask? Sniffing bombs? No sir. That's easy once you know what to look for. Apprehending perpetrators? Nope. That's fun.

The hardest part of being a K-9 is training people.

Humans don't know how to communicate. It's not their fault that th...