Haussitter

"...let's just say if I wind up on the news, these are the people who ate me."
But Brian can handle it, duh. He may be flat broke...his best friend may call him 'high empathy, no boundaries'...but he's still from the Main Line, those über-wealthy suburbs of Philadelphia where old-money campuses lurk behind iron gates and half-acre estates line every street. Just smile and nod, Bri. Fawn and grovel.
And Mallory Bain-Dahlhaus needs a housesitter.
The poodle's in diapers. The cat pisses in the p...