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How to jump the queue?

By BARAKATH
Unabridged — 5 minutes
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This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Ever stood in a long queue and thought,

“Is there a funny way to jump this line?”

This audiobook gives you 100 hilarious one-liners on how to jump the queue -

without actually doing it (maybe ¿).

Simple English.

Short sentences.

Fast jokes.

No thinking needed.

Perfect for listening while waiting... in a queue.

Warning:

You may laugh.

People may stare.

Queues may judge you.