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Narrated by: Augusten Burroughs

Unabridged — 8 hours, 30 minutes

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Overview

This book was written in an era before trigger warnings. Sensitive readers please proceed with caution. -Love, Augusten.

From the #1 bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry-a contagiously funny, heartwarming, shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical collection. True stories that give voice to the thoughts we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a Tang Instant Breakfast Drink television commercial when Augusten was seven. Then there is the contest of wills with the deran...