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By Tom Simons

Narrated by: Tom Simons

Unabridged — 2 hours, 41 minutes

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Overview

***THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER***

This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It's that useful.

It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to:

- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence
- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals
- Become famous in various ways, some of which are ...