Watching the Wheels: Cheap irony, righteous indignation and semi-enlightened opinion

A collection of wisdom, humor, and tasteless remarks from Vanderbilt University's House Organ magazine:

. Every morning when I would leave for work, he would give me the saddest look he could muster. If you know anything about beagles, you know that this is the canine equivalent of the death scene from Camille. When a beagle wants to look sad, he can roll his big brown droopy eyes up at you and pull his ears back, and you will do anything to make him happier. In fact, many beagles earn top ...