Table of Contents
Introduction 1
Chapter 1 Learning How to Fuck Is Easier Than Learning How to Listen 9
Chapter 2 Dating: Pretending to Be Someone You're Not 31
Chapter 3 How to Pick the Perfect Peach 51
Chapter 4 Relationships: Wanting the Woman You've Got 77
Chapter 5 How to Stop Fighting and Start Fucking 111
Chapter 6 Cracking the Code: What the Hell Does She Really Want? 129
Chapter 7 The 21st Century Female 151
Chapter 8 How to Fuck a Woman (Size does matter: an extra-long, girthy chapter) 175
Chapter 9 Breaking Up: Getting Rid of the Woman You've Got 209
Chapter 10 For Women Only: Insights from an Insider 227
Acknowledgments 257